Alex Vance was probably the first guy I knew who had a
steady girlfriend. He was a year older so when I was in 6th, he was
in 7th grade, which may have been the main reason.
Then again, it may have been geography.
Kathy and Kristy Elmore’s backyard was connected to Alex’s
backyard by a chain link fence. It was literally the only thing in his way.
Well, that and Mr. Elmore.
Once the Elmore sisters hit puberty, Alex seemed to be over
at their house every day. Sometimes, I was lucky enough to go with him. Until 6th
grade, we never really did anything exciting. We played kickball or cards in
the backyard during hot summer days. Mostly, we just passed the time.
On a parent-teacher conference day, we had the day off, so I
walked down to Alex’s house and after a short while playing Big Time Wrestling
and getting ourselves worked up, Alex suggested we should go visit the Elmore
girls. I thought it was a great idea.
When we knocked on the back door, we were surprised to see
Laurie McKenna there, too. The Elmore girls and Laurie McKenna were best
friends. Maybe that was because the McKennas lived next door to Alex and directly
behind the Elmores.
“Come on in! We’re just eating pizza and watching ‘Laverne
and Shirley’.”
“Don’t mind if I do,” said Alex.
As soon as Laurie turned her back, he flashed a wry little
smirk and made his infamous ‘giant bajungas’ hand gesture.
It was no secret Laurie had big breasts. She had gotten her
period a few years earlier and the rest of her body was sure to follow suit.
As boys, we didn't know what periods were. We knew girls had
them and we knew they were pretty yucky. However, we didn’t know much beyond
that.
The five of us gathered in the family room around the pizza
box and watched TV until the midday news. At that point, Kristy got up and
threw away the empty box.
“Is there a chance I can get a Coca-Cola?” I asked.
She nodded.
“Alex, do you want one, too?” and Alex nodded.
She returned and we moved to the sofa sectional that wrapped
along the far wall, and arranged ourselves girl-boy-girl-boy-girl.
“What do you guys want to do now?”
Alex immediately leaned towards Laurie and stole a kiss. She
gasped in shock, but he leaned over and stole another kiss without much
resistance from Laurie.
“No,” said Krsity, “I don’t think that’s a good idea.”
“What do you suggest?” asked Alex.
“Let’s play a game.”
“Alright,” Alex replied without missing a beat, “let’s play
spin the bottle.”
He chugged down the rest of his soda and sat down in the
center of the family room, plachin the Coca-Cola bottle directly in front of
him and giving it a spin. Laurie immediately hopped off the couch and sat right
beside him.
Alex spun the bottle again. It pointed towards the
fireplace. He spun it again and it pointed somewhere between him and Laurie. He
leaned over and planted another kiss on Laurie. Kristy, who was obviously
jealous, sat across from Alex. I sat next to her and Kathy found a spot between
Alex and me.
“My turn next!” said Laurie as she gave the bottle a spin.
It pointed to Alex and she kissed him. Then, Alex spun the bottle and it
pointed to Kathy, so he kissed her. So far, this game really sucked.
When Kathy gave the bottle a spin, it pointed at my right
knee.
“Nope! Bad spin, spin again!”
She spun until she got the result she wanted and kissed
Alex. Finally, when Laurie spun it and pointed directly towards me, she did not
hesitate. She stretched over the bottle and kissed me, hard and firm. She had
just been smoking and her kiss had this awful taste like grandma's old Pall
Mall cigarettes. I ignored it and kissed her back.
Call me low maintenance, if you must, but I have never been
one to kick someone out of bed for eating crackers and I was certainly not
going to refuse a free kiss as a horny 11-year-old boy.
I must have done something right, because Kathy decided the
kissers should go to the hall closet for “5 minutes in heaven”.
I spun the bottle and it pointed to Laurie.
“Alright,” she said.
She got up and stretched a hand toward me. I took it and she
led me directly to the hall closet and opened the door. I went in and she
followed. I forced my lips towards her and immediately grabbed a hold of her
right boob with my left hand, over the blouse. It was this nylon number that
felt itchy and the giant cantilever bra beneath it made a scratching noise. I
was like a DJ and his turntable with that thing. Soon, though, my time for a
bit of sampling was over.
“Time’s up!” shouted Kristy.
We came out of the closet to a round of applause. Then, we
resumed our places and it was my turn to spin. When it came to a stop, it
pointed directly at Lauren.
“Oh,, come on!” said Kristy.
“The bottle doesn’t lie,” said Lauren as she took me by the
hand and led me back to the closet.
We kissed for a while, but it quickly became a rehash of the
same old stuff until I decided to steal third from first. I whispered into her
ear as I jammed my hand awkwardly down her pants. She did not push me away, but
she didn’t offer to help, either. My hand remained wedged between denim and
nylon, with nowhere to go.
Even though I only felt the two wads of fabric, I thought it
was amazing, For Laurie, I can only assume it was anything but. She finally
reached down and unbuttoned her pants. The zipper quickly pulled away and my
hand was free. However, she carefully grabbed my hand and repositioned it near
her belly button. What the hell was I supposed to do now?
I moved my hand over her belly button and put my finger in
the hole.
“Stop it!” she said, “that makes me itch all over.”
“Time’s up!” called someone.
We came out and resumed our positions. When Kristy urged
Lauren to spin the bottle, she refused.
“Nah, I’ve had enough,” she stated bluntly. Then, she picked
up the Coca-Cola bottle and took it to the kitchen, where she returned it to
the carton. She returned empty-handed.
Soon, the party broke up and we split into two groups: guys
and girls. The girls stayed and played while the boys went home.
“What did you do?” spat Alex.
“I dunno.”
“You must’ve done something. She never quits once she gets
started.”
I shrugged.
“Maybe you don’t know what you’re doing.”
“I know what I’m doing.”
But…it was painfully obvious that I didn’t.. There is no
such thing as a linty pinky and there is probably a good reason for that. I
still don’t know.
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